[radlad]

Global state is one of the trickiest problems we are trying to solve at my workplace. Our entire, 10 year old, PHP codebase relies on a single static class (and now some supporting static classes) aptly called "Meta". What does it do? Meta things.

It's basically an abstraction over the entire database layer, that has probably over 30 toggles that denote where and how it should fetch data, given a table name and a function call.

And every database call in the entire project is dependent on it.