[snydly]

So wait... did I miss the part about what happens if they fail to do what I ask? What happens then?

"Finish my dissertation. Thanks."

[sampo]

> "Finish my dissertation. Thanks."

There are lots of academic ghostwriting services. While not ethical, I assume they are totally legal. It would be relatively easy to hire one of them.

https://www.lewrockwell.com/2010/11/ed-dante/the-shadow-scho...

[lkbm]

Most things the answer isn't "No", but "Okay, this service will do it for $huge_number. Is that okay?"

Will it cure cancer for you? No. But if it can get you the best care available, that seems like a reasonable response.

[duncan_bayne]

Probably illegal, therefore a no-go under their TOS. And if not, well, at $100/hr ...