[ubernostrum]

Seeing as you've apparently not bothered to learn anything about how the existing iPhone OS works, you might be surprised at the results you'd see from such an application.

[ntownsend]

Relax, buddy. It's a joke.

[ubernostrum]

So it's OK to make jokes which aren't even tenuously based in fact?

[ntownsend]

Yes. Yes, it is.