[ubernostrum]

Statists love their euphemisms

My irony detector has just exploded. Can you direct me to a completely-unregulated minarchist free-for-all market where I can buy one that merely poisons me and everyone in a hundred-mile radius? Because at least it would actually work.

[hodwik]

You have to pay extra for the poison. This is libertarian land, dude. NOTHING is free, even poison.

[jabgrabdthrow]

Nothing is free in reality, not even poison. What are you trying to say?

[ubernostrum]

The poisonous version was cheaper to make than the non-poisonous one, last I heard. So the company decided to go with poisonous ones in order to meet Q4 financial goals.