[douche]

When I was a young man, I dreamed of being a center for the Boston Celtics. Unfortunately, my growth spurt stopped at 6'3", rather than the 6'8" or 7' that I'd need to have a chance to even attempt it. I practiced my skyhook for at least 10000 hours in high school, but I'd still get destroyed trying to post up on Brian Scalabrine or Brian Cardinal.

Sometimes, you either have the capabilities to do the job, or you don't.