[kreek]

S'alright a pure functional toaster just spits out yer bread untoasted.

[DougWebb]

A pure functional toaster would work one of two ways:

1) It would just be a solid box with no openings. Inside would be full of wondrous magic, but interacting with the outside world involves side-effects so interaction would not be allowed.

2) It would have a glass panel on the side, which you'd hold your untoasted bread against. A slice of toasted bread would pop out of the top. You'd never know where it came from, but you'd be happy that your original slice hasn't been modified.

[arethuza]

Keep going, I want to hear how monads get mapped into the world of toast. :-)

[mchaver]

You can think of monads as abstractions that may or may not return toasted objects.

[arethuza]

So maybe toast?

[lrc]

Only for a moment. An extensible claw would fly out, grab the untoasted bread from your hand and fling it into the garbage can, after a brief but unpredicatable interval.