[J_Darnley]

I can't teach anyone anything. I have neither the knowledge, skill, temperament, or desire. People will continue to implement things in a browser, poorly, and there is not a damn thing I can do about it.

> or they wouldn't have upvoted the story to #1

The cynic in me says that happened because this is "X in Y lines of javascript, in the browser!". The one thing that is guaranteed to catch the attention of people here is reinventing the wheel--poorly.

[dang]

All you need to do to teach readers is to post comments with real information in them. If you can't or won't do that, you should at least spare everyone the comments without real information in them.