[_cbsz]

You'd better hope that these automated scanners can detect quotes.

[jerf]

(S)He's doomed; (s)he used apostrophes instead of the proper double quotes. Now (s)he's both going to default and uses bad grammar, definitely bad for your rating.

[mschy]

Now (s)he's both going to default and uses bad grammar, definitely bad for your rating.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphrys_law

[jerf]

Oh, I've long since given up on worrying about that.

Besides, this doesn't count. It's a humorous grammar correction.

[mschy]

I thought the error served only to add to the humor :-)