[iLiveInAfrica]

three African governments get together and discuss what they embezzled from different projects

leader 1: see that bridge right there, I got 2 million in my pocket

leader 2: see that road, I got 4 million in my pocket

leader 3: with a smudge on his face, see that building? leader 1 & 2 look at him with amazement and go, "what building" & he goes, EXACTLY!

& for the record I really live in Africa (Ethiopia)