[probablyfiction]

But because of HN rules, we can't change it to something more appropriate and less clickbait-y

[SilasX]

Sure they can:

>Otherwise please use the original title, unless it is misleading or linkbait.

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

[dang]

Precisely. Thank you!

Title changed to be less misleading. If someone suggests a better title, we can change it again.