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You didn't even give a decent troll argument against entanglement. What you should've said is that: "I have two bags of coins, one full of silver and one full of copper. I have no idea which is which. I put one bag across town, hidden under a rock. I open up the other bag at home, it's all copper. Thus I know the other bag is all silver. So amazing." In your scenario, you made an observation of what was inside the bags, which is not allowed. It's still a troll argument though, because entanglement is arcane as heck!