2. Evil NSA subverts DNSSEC for COM to publish a bad CA certificate
3. Some combination of Google Certificate Transparency + HPKP discovers this, the CA in BFE gets removed from browsers
If your point is "DNSSEC is pointless", OK. But it sounds like you're saying it makes us less secure. I'm just trying to figure out how that could even be.
I'm not sure why your question is being side-stepped, I also had the same wonder. It seems from reading though that the reason this is a problem is CAs are not involved at all in the DANE/TLS scenario. Instead, the X.509 cert. stored in DNS is trusted for TLS purposes simply because it is DNSSEC signed rather than CA issued. However, it seems at this time, no mainstream browser actually supports this natively (some have released plugins).
What I (and you) seem to have assumed was that this was DNS based certificate pinning, which to me would have made a lot of sense.