[mynameishere]

I actually remember watching Dole awkwardly calling out his "homepage" during a debate. For some reason I remember it as www.bobdole.com, which would have been an improvement over the real, mumbled thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrDktE8D_gw&t=88m48s

...as for that election, the RNC basically just gave it to Clinton, allowing Kodos a chance to pretend to run for president as a reward for his decades of service in running for other elections. As it turns out, they should have gotten a relatively young Donald Trump to run.

Dole went on to be a prominent supporter of penis pills.