[gjm11]

For something with a similar flavour, see http://dangermouse.brynmawr.edu/csem/coffeehouse.html; start reading where it says "Post Scriptum".

[traverseda]

Didn't like that semicolon.

[gjm11]

Ugh. Here's the URL without punctuation after it: http://dangermouse.brynmawr.edu/csem/coffeehouse.html