[TurboHaskal]

- Don't take that job in that country, you're young and adventurous, but the salary difference is not worth it

- Be less humble

- Start reading about steroids, the sooner the better

- Stop reading about design patterns when you don't even know what a Makefile is

- Don't drink too much functional programming kool aid

- Pay attention to software licenses

- Spend more time with your grandparents

- You don't matter -- that's good

- Quit distro hopping and try OpenBSD

- Give your wrist some love and stop using the mouse

- Don't buy that motorbike