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At $job-2 I was at a small company, and I was tired of seeing my colleagues with lofty titles, so I changed my email signature's title from "System Administrator" to "Grand Duke of Information Infrastructure" (I had no client contact, and most external contact was with vendors and rare). I intended to have it thus until I was told otherwise or a max of a week or two when I'd grow bored of it, but it was liked so much that the website was altered to match...