[CurtMonash]

That poem has evidently been set to music by Leslie Fish. But all I can find is a parody -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BllIODb81Q8

And if you don't get the parody reference -- it's to the classic "You Bash the Balrog".

[CurtMonash]

Actually, I think Mineral Rights is another Fish/Kanefsky parody of the same song.

That one's a reference to a ST:TOS episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPvw0mHbyd0