[csomar]

Try to hack into the HN servers and drop your records ;)

[rbanffy]

http://xkcd.com/327/ should give you a start ;-)

[joshhart]

news.yc uses flat files.

[rbanffy]

Then instead of "delete" we will have to use "sed" or "grep -v" to remove the login... ;-)

[vaporstun]

use ack! - [http://betterthangrep.com/]