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by Virax 6004 days ago
Oh man, I smell meme potential :D

DOUG: When is Joe's flight due it?

YOU: Why do you ask?

DOUG: Oh... umm... there's a seminar at 3:30 PM I thought he would be interested in.

YOU: What seminar?

DOUG: The underlying physics of the violin.

YOU: Why do you think he would be interested in that?

DOUG: We talked about it once.

YOU: So, just because you talked about it once, you think he would be interested in spending time going to your hoity-toity physics seminar?

DOUG: Um, yeah, I do, and it isn't hoity---

YOU: Oh yes, the fluctuations of the harmonic oscillators will exponentially dampen the transverse waves of the vibrating string...

DOUG: Dude, shut the hell up. First off, that's nonsense, second off, we don't talk like that, and THIRD, you STILL haven't answered---

YOU (sarcastically): Oh, oh, I'm so so sorry, I haven't answered you question yet have you.

DOUG (gritting teeth): No, I just want to know when he will be arriving.

YOU: I have no idea, check the fucking monitors.

DOUG: WE AREN'T AT THE AIRPORT!

YOU: Yeah, I know, I'm just fucking with you, he arrives at 3:00. He won't make it to your seminar, and in my oh-so-humble opinion, he wouldn't want to go to your seminar anyway. Joe's a real man.

DOUG: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU%$#!^%$@$%^!