[logfromblammo]

Perhaps you would like to lodge a formal complaint against the Irony Assessment Office? It would, of course, have your full name and employee identification number on the form, so that we can be extra certain that we all know exactly who the rabble-rouser is that needs to be fired. Er, not fired, persecuted. Sorry. What I meant to say was "protected". Ignore those scare quotes.

It was a joke. Don't worry, I'll keep my day job (by knowing when to keep my mouth shut).

[gknoy]

I hope I'm not the only one with the vague hope that somewhere there is a Monty Python sketch of this.