[SandersAK]

I did Donkey Friend Time and got:

- Discuss what sorts of organizations donkey Kong, Diddy, and Cranky are?

- Did Diddy Kong refuse to hand over the banana hoard after what?

- What did the more someone know about miniature donkeys before someone buys?

[cdubzzz]

"What the fuck" got me:

1. Explain what this blog is.

2. Did the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing someone call their life?

3. How is someone fucking desu, kid?

4. Are someone sharkbait, fool?

5. What place featured the use of fuck someone in print?

6. How many reason that the word fuck is so hard to trace etymologically is?

7. Explain why fuck was considered the third most severe profanity and its derivative motherfucker second.

8. What are several urban-legend false etymologies postulating an acronymic origin for the word?

9. How did adulterers lock the stocks in village squares sported `FUCK?

10. What times when conquering forces have engaged in rape has been there?

[MikeTV]

A few of those could make legitimately interesting articles. Idea 7 is very subtle clickbait - I might click just to see what is rated as #1.

[resc1440]

"dog eats software"

- Examine why dogs will eat poop.

- In what way did many dog owners get very upset when their dog eats poop?

- Is this a wonderful opportunity for their dog to interact with someone?

- Talk about what some dogs are.

- How do some dogs have instincts to carry stuff in their mouths?

- What is the cloud?

[daltonlp]

"cold embrace death"

- What showing a large black bird sitting between candles?

- Talk about why those burning eyes spoke of terrible things that have been done.

- What is fuck all?

- Did daylight blind their way the sun will never shine through someone?

- Was the military encampment calling to them like a bitch in heat?

- Describe how it was not long before they were under assault by infected.

- Did the boy sprint towards the doors that would answer his questions?

- What did the strain of making ends meet and paying for?

- How does someone not know too much helpful spells yet?

[SandersAK]

dang, some of those are deep...