[patcoll]

Probably because it is PHP.

[kyriakos]

https://github.com/reactphp/promise

[hliyan]

PHP promises? I can't quite put my finger on it, but this makes me feel very strange. As if they're not supposed to exist or something. I hope someone can articulate the reason (if there is one) better than me...

[MatthewSchenker]

That is just weird. I had to check if it was April 1.