[bru_]

I'm going to work at Zappos and do magic mushrooms all the time, refuse to wear shoes or change out of a wardrobe solely comprised of yak fur, and develop myself into the most central node on the org chart by generally being the chillest, most non reductionist dude in the organization

[abledon]

As long as you write good unit tests I'm sure you'll be fine ;)

[pinewurst]

Without a large tattoo, you'll never get anywhere.

[douche]

How are you going to avoid the yak-shaving in a suit made out of yak fur?