[elliottburris]

I'm going to go with a unique answer here:

Java + MySQL, using these awesome libraries

- Bowser (webapp): https://github.com/mirraj2/bowser

- EZDB (MySQL wrapper): https://github.com/mirraj2/ezdb

- Ox (IO and Json): https://github.com/mirraj2/Ox

These bad boys make writing Java wonderful again.