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by logfromblammo
3921 days ago
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I think that may actually be more advertising for the advertising industry. Let's see the results of the comparison between the control group and the experimental group. I don't think any such data exists, particularly among those who have consciously decided to ignore the ads. Company: Why should we pay you if people are ignoring the ads?
Admen: Because they work *better* if you aren't paying attention.
Company: Really?
Admen: Absolutely!
Company: We're not sure about that...
Admen: Ladies and gentlemen, mister Kevin Nealon.
Mr. Subliminal: I get that you have concerns
(keep paying us)
about the effectiveness of subliminal advertising,
(it really works)
but you should take a look at this chart
(totally legit)
showing what appears to be ad budget on the x axis
(sex axis)
and product sales on the y axis
(why not buy more ads?).
As you can see,
(really just a model's ass)
more ads mean more sales. So in conclusion,
(buy more ads)
your company should definitely buy more ads from us.
Company: We'd like to increase our advertising budget.
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