You seem bitter. So here's some drive-by unwanted advice. I assume you are male:
- Hit the gym, lift weights. Eat enough to be non-scrawny. (Or lose weight, if you are currently fat.)
- Acquire currency---as a HN lurker you should at least be able to talk your way into a tech job.
- Get someone knowledgeable to help with your outfit.
- Get some nice pictures of yourself. Either practice the art of the selfie until you are good, ask a knowledgeable friend, or pay someone.
(And since they are not, you don't need to feel too bad about judging somebody by something they have at least some influence over.)