[plonh]

Because relationships matter and your phone won't care for you when you are sick.

[johnchristopher]

Or help you move your couch and belongings to a new place.

[dexterdog]

Or help you move a body.

[TeMPOraL]

Out of all other examples this is probably the only one that makes sense - and only because talking about murder over Internet is very poor OPSEC.

[abalashov]

Wouldn't surprise me to learn there's an app for that, too, though it might be an unofficial .apk.

[roghummal]

There's an app for that.

[icebraining]

The person I'm messaging will.