[oostevo]

Other replies have done a good job describing the actual perks of status, but in terms of "cleaner cells in prison" ...

I'd be happy to go to prison if it meant I got free massages in a spa[1] or chauffeured around in a Porsche[2].

[1] http://travelsort.com/blog/thai-airways-first-class-lounge-a...

[2] http://upgrd.com/regionalfirst/the-best-lounge-in-the-world-...