Nonsense! Your post was great fun. The code was fun, too. I particularly enjoyed your comment about to how Pi was referenced in the bible, along with the ensuing rabbit trail of research that took me down.[1]
You could lengthen the bridge (theoretically, the pieces might not fit that snug) with any combination of the pieces all the way down to the case of a reverse bridge connected at the bottom.
[1] http://www.tektonics.org/lp/piwrong.php