[Steko]

This article pairs nicely with How I Gave Up Alternating Current from a few days ago. The only place left to go in the bachelor lifehacking one upsmanship game is to stop changing clothes and showering altogether, live under a bridge, telecommuting and doing all your work with a prepaid Andro-- err Firefox OS phone that you charge with a hand crank. No parrots.

[slapshot]

RMS, is that you?

[garenp]

Can't be, RMS likes parrots.

[cdcarter]

But would not like one as a gift.