A CANCER charity scam and high-end “companionship” service as batchmates. A co-founder on a psychotic holiday and an investor who wants something more personal than equity. A holiday of his own to an EPA black site deep in platinum country. Join Francisco Riordan for a humorous romp through the underbelly of Fixpoint Combinator, the “most prestigious incubator in the world.”

Inspired by the author’s short-lived time as part of Y Combinator’s Winter 2014 batch, this satire is at times all too real.