I was looking into some of this myself already; really helpful article and amazing results. Another interesting approach is to compile Haskell with HaLVM[1] in to a unikernel that can run on a Xen hypervisor. But this is a non-posix environment on which Haskell's "network" package does not compile. No "network" means that it is currently impossible[2] for WAI (Haskell's standard interface between web servers and applications), but also db libraries, to run in such an environment.
With going unikernel with Haskell still being a little steep (but definitely on my wish list), then the next-best would be a mini VM/container image. And 5MB sure is mini!
Yeah it's a very complete project. And we saw "Look Ma No OS"[1] today on HN about Erlang/Elixir-on-Xen with the LING unikernel. But it is Haskell that I'm personally all hyped up about lately; and OS-less-ness is to me merely a potential secondary advantage of going back to "compiled" (I come from Ruby/Python before that Java before that C++).
My main reason for going with Haskell is that I know the costs of bugs, and feel that I get to old for fighting bugs on tight deadlines.
Well, I'd suggest that OCaml probably has similar bug fighting properties as Haskell. It depends a lot on how much you enjoy writing module existence proofs :)
If I had any genuine reason for a unikernel today I'd definitely go for Mirage.
I use the same technique of bundling the necessary dynamic libraries and gconv files for the git-annex standalone tarball distribution. I've observed users untarring that onto arbitrary wacky NAS boxes and it just working, which is pretty nice.
I later adapted that for use in propellor too, when it's deploying docker/etc containers. This allows propellor to bootstrap itself to run inside an arbitrary docker container. http://joeyh.name/blog/entry/propelling_containers/
With going unikernel with Haskell still being a little steep (but definitely on my wish list), then the next-best would be a mini VM/container image. And 5MB sure is mini!
Once again, thanks FPComplete!
1: https://github.com/GaloisInc/HaLVM
2: https://github.com/GaloisInc/HaLVM/issues/43