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Amazon has patented the milkman, etc. (plus.google.com)
94 points by DanielHimmelein 4875 days ago
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No, that's just the abstract. Claim 1, for example, reads as follows:

    1. A computer-implemented method for providing recurring delivery of
    products, the method comprising performing instructions under the control of
    a computer system for:

    receiving at the computer system a designation of a delivery slot and
    a recurring delivery list comprising one or more list items, each of
    the one or more list items identifying a product, a quantity to deliver,
    and a frequency of delivery;

    periodically generating, by the computer system, an order having a date
    and time for delivery based on a next occurrence of the delivery slot, the
    order being generated in advance of the date and time for delivery such that
    the order has a period of time of pendency prior to the delivery;

    creating, by the computer system, one or more order items for the order
    based on a last delivery date and the frequency of delivery of each
    list item in the recurring delivery list;

    receiving at the computer system a change made to a first list item of the
    recurring delivery list during the period of time of pendency of the order;

    in response to receiving the change, determining, by the computer system,
    whether the order includes an order item corresponding to the first list item;

    in response to determining that the order includes an order item corresponding
    to the first list item, modifying, by the computer system, the order
    item corresponding to the first list item based on the change made to the
    first list item of the recurring delivery list; and

    providing, by the computer system, the order to an order fulfillment system
    capable of causing the one or more order items to be delivered
    substantially on the date and time for delivery.
Now, I consider myself a creative person. But I would have a hell of a time trying to read that claim on a fucking milkman.

Learn to read patents, people.

edit: Formatting is really hard apparently.

It looks like a longish and important claim, but it still seems to me to describe trivial stuff that shouldn't be patentable to begin with. It's just a sequence which is pretty obvious to any clear-minded person once the business requirement is stated. It's one wildly broken patent system that grants patents on this kind of stuff.
it still seems to me to describe trivial stuff

It is patent number 8,370,271. With numbers that large, it probably has to allow trivial stuff.

I'm just glad that on November 2nd, 2029, society will be able to use a computer system to manage a list of items to be delivered. We have only to thank the brilliant minds at Amazon and the framers of our Constitution, otherwise such an important contribution to science and the useful arts may have been lost for generations.

That is provided patent terms won't be extended - to promote even more Useful Arts. Because, you know, there's never enough Useful Arts, and if patents help promoting them - why not extend them for longer terms? Look what is happening to copyrights - once Public Domain advancement line hits Mickey Mouse, it stops dead. Why patents shouldn't work this way too? After all, people seem to be fine living with this broken system and writing this kind of patents and pay millions to lawyers to sue each other over such un-trivial questions as who invented linked lists and who invented delivery schedules.
Sounds pretty obvious to me. I get my pet supplies delivered in exactly this manner by Petflow. I have to assume that their ordering system is implemented using a computer...
Dude... everything in that claim is what a milkman literally does. Literally! Especially if that milkman uses computers.
Monthly standing orders in computer systems go back at least to the early 90s.

How does this patent get granted in light of prior art and obviousness?

It still doesn't sound very impressive if you translate it to plain English:

    A computer-implemented method for providing recurring delivery of products, 
    the method comprising performing instructions under the control of a computer
    system for:
Create a list on a computer.

    receiving at the computer system a designation of a delivery slot and
    a recurring delivery list comprising one or more list items, each of 
    the one or more list items identifying a product, a 
    quantity to deliver, and a frequency of delivery;
Listing where, what and how often to deliver.

    periodically generating, by the computer system, an order having
    a date and time for delivery based on a next occurrence of the 
    delivery slot, the order being generated in advance of the date 
    and time for delivery such that the order has a period of time of
    pendency prior to the delivery;
Each day, create a list of the deliveries to be made today

    creating, by the computer system, one or more order items for the order 
    based on a last delivery date and the frequency of delivery of each 
    list item in the recurring delivery list;
For each delivery, list which items to deliver.

    receiving at the computer system a change made to a first list item 
    of the recurring delivery list during the period of time of pendency 
    of the order;
If the customer updates their order, change the delivery.

    in response to receiving the change, determining, by the computer system,
    whether the order includes an order item corresponding to the first 
    list item;
Compare the customer update to the delivery stored in the system.

    in response to determining that the order includes an order item 
    corresponding to the first list item, modifying, by the computer 
    system, the order item corresponding to the first list item based
    on the change made to the first list item of the recurring 
    delivery list; and
Change the deliverly list in the system to reflect the customer update.

    providing, by the computer system, the order to an order fulfillment
    system capable of causing the one or more order items to be delivered 
    substantially on the date and time for delivery.
Give the list of "today's deliveries" to someone who can actually make the delivery.

I still fail to see how this differs dramatically from pretty much every delivery service ever. The delivery guys may not create these lists themselves, but their dispatchers do.

The only thing that differs from say UPS is the 'recurring order' part - say "send me three lettuce every Friday". But grocery deliveries have worked like this for quite a while.

Also, wouldn't all those hundreds of "box of the month"-style subscription sites where you can pick a product to send and get it periodically be prior art?
I believe patents work by making the description impenetrable enough to make the examiner's eyes glaze over.

So they approve the patent in self-defense, and don't notice that it's just a list of trivialities.

Do you believe this based on anything in particular?
It's the only explanation I can find for the fact that patents like this are approved :)

(My alternative hypothesis revolves around evil conspiracies to extend property rights into the realm of generic ideas, with the aim to create a modern equivalent to the medieval landed gentry who can get rich entirely by rent-seeking[1]. All in all, I prefer the "examiners don't understand what they approve" explanation :)

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rent-seeking

I've just read all the claims and everything looks trivial once you realise that this is the basic specification for a repeating delivery system. Can you point to a single aspect of any of the claims that would reasonably be described as novel?
The OP.
I don't know whether the examiner's eyes glaze over, but mine certainly do.
Reminds me of one of the first computer systems ever used in business, back in the early 1950s:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LEO_(computer)

"One of its early tasks was the elaboration of daily orders which were phoned in every afternoon by the shops and used to calculate the overnight production requirements, assembly instructions, delivery schedules, invoices, costings, and management reports"

@FOSSpatents tweeted about this:

"The grant of this patent to Amazon renders me speechless. http://t.co/bMh7qwkh "Recurring Delivery of Products". prior art = milkman"

Usually he's rather supportive of most of the tech patents HN likes to deem "obvious", so if even he finds this astonishing, perhaps there really is something wrong here :)

Florian Müller finally admitted a few months ago that he is a paid shill.
Source? Relevance?
FOSSPatents == Florian

And sources: http://www.dailytech.com/Top+AntiAndroid+Blogger+Florian+Mue... http://news.cnet.com/8301-1035_3-57440902-94/microsoft-legal...

As fair as I am concerned, anything he says he is saying because he is being paid, wants to be paid to continue saying it, or wants to be paid to stop saying it. Well, that or because he is bored and hasn't harassed PJ recently; his obsession with Pamela Jones is rather unnerving.

http://www.hnsearch.com/search#request/all&q=Florian+dis...

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2428809

http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=2428141

"Has done legal consulting work for Microsoft" == "paid shill"

I'd love to live on your planet and see what color the sky is...

So you don't believe the "legal consulting" was "posting legal analysis on his blog"?

I wonder what you think it is, since he has literally no legal background at all. He also finally admitted he was engaged by oracle to do roughly the same.

It strains credulity that Florian, with his history of evasion and poor attitude towards disclosure for years, is not a shill.

I'll concede though, he all but admitted that he is a paid shill.

I don't doubt that Florian is a shill, but those links you've posted don't prove anything.
> his obsession with Pamela Jones is rather unnerving

As someone who follows both it actually started with PJ and for a long while Florian never responded. And even the responses were far more professional than PJ's usually hyperbolic posts.

And being paid by a company does not make you a shill. Bias comes in many, many forms and the only way to cut through it is to provide facts.

Their professional interaction is not what I find unnerving, but rather Florian's insistence that she reveal herself personally, as well as the rest of his general interaction with her. It puts off seriously creepy vibes.

So maybe you are right. Maybe this isn't always about money to him, and is some other sort of obsession.

There is abundant prior art on this one.

E.g., one casualty of the dot-com bubble was Streamline, an online grocery delivery company. They called their version of the invention Don't Run Out. Fast Company raved about it in this article dated July 31, 1998:

    What happens when customers depend on you - and you deliver?
    They decide to depend on you even more. One of Streamline's most
    popular services is called Don't Run Out. Families identify
    their must-have items - milk, toilet paper, diapers, pet food -
    and authorize the company to replenish their stock of each item
    automatically. Today almost every Streamline household uses
    Don't Run Out. The average household has standing orders for
    more than 10 items. "It's extraordinary," says [Gina] Wilcox. "The
    consumer makes a purchase decision once, and we fill the order
    throughout the year. It redefines brand loyalty. It redefines
    marketing."
http://www.fastcompany.com/34524/streamline-delivers-goods
If there was ever an argument against broad software patents it's this. Also if there ever was an argument that the patent system is a money making sham, it's this.

Prepending existing ideas with, "A computer-implemented method" does not make them patent-worthy and everyone in the entire world knows it.

Enjoy what a federal judge hearing CLS Bank v. Alice thinks:

> Judge: Why don't we actually look at a claim? Why don't we start with claim 26 of the 375' patent. It begins, "a data processing system to enable the exchange of obligations between parties, the systems comprising: a communications controller, a first-party device coupled to said communications controller, a data storage unit having information stored, a computer coupled to said data storage unit, said communications controller that is configured to do the following"

> Judge: That doesn't just sound like somebody saying a "method" with maybe a computer, I mean there are four separate physical tangible components of a system articulated.

> Lawyer: Your Honor, you're right. There's a computer, a hard drive, and a telephone.

I think the inventors listed should be matched with likes of Edison and mocked. If society mocks them the social pressure might work better than legal means to avoid such non-sense.

So better make a web page with Amazon's hall of fame of inventors and add them to this list.

So we're at the point where the actual patents are entirely pretext. The words written on them are now completely irrelevant. They're just proxies for money.
No, we're still at the point where alarmist headlines from people who don't know how to read a patent get lots of karma. We've been here for a long time now.
You seem rather strident in your defense of this patent. What exactly are they claiming, beyond scheduling milkman-like deliveries with the added text "with a computer"?

If that's all there is to it, then why would you defend such an outrageous patent? If that's not all there is to it, what else is there?

I don't have a dog in this fight. This is the first I've seen of this patent, and I've only just barely glanced at claim 1. I'm not here to argue the merits, which could easily take hours and pages.

What I have a problem with (and what happens so depressingly often) is people saying "OMG they got a patent for {what the abstract says}! I can think of so much prior art, the examiner must be brain dead!"

Now, various examiners do work all along the quality spectrum. But it is almost never that simple, and this ignorant, arrogant shit has got to go.

"What is claimed is:

1. A computer-implemented method(...)"

Mmm, I'm to young to have seen an actual milkman, but television never depicted them as "computer-implemented"

Yet if you carry on reading that section it also says, "identifying a product, a quantity to deliver, and a frequency of delivery"[1] - all delivery systems do that on a computer, even the milkman.

The patent they've been granted is extremely broad especially when you consider that a majority of delivery companies actually do what the patent says.

For instance, you can request a delivery slot and the majority of delivery systems identify the product, the quantity to deliver and the frequency of delivery. The patent they have been granted covers all aspects of that.

[1] http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sec...

Schwan's has been delivering dairy products for 60 years. You can set up recurring deliveries online (i.e., computer implemented).

http://www.schwans.com/

You'll be pleased to know you haven't missed your chance yet!

I used to see Michal the Milkman trucks driving around near down town Palo Alto a few blocks away from where Steve Jobs used to live!

http://www.michalthemilkman.com/Moo/Home.html

The big question is, how to solve it? How to improve the communication between programmers and lawyers? How to lessen the burden on the people that provide patents? How to involve the vote of the general public? Can there be a class of 'defending' patents instead of 'attacking' ones with which you can sue? Can there be specific IT judge educations?
An actual milkman would be great, Berkeley Farms makes the best Eggnog (my opinion) but trying to find it in stores is getting harder with the Safeway monopoly. I emailed their bizdev team in hopes of establishing a way to get deliveries but alas, to no avail.
fuck patents.
Thus a public system intended to engender fairness and creative behavior profitable to all society is made its own negation.
And yet, Amazon only sells condensed milk and powdered milk, not fresh milk. [1]

I really do like their 'Subscribe & Save' service though [2] (which is what the patent describes).

[1] http://amzn.to/14KeLIH

[2] http://www.amazon.com/gp/subscribe-and-save/details/

I don't know, this milk is pretty amazing.

http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032...

Doesn't appear to be eligible for 'Subscribe & Save', but I love the meme anyways.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/09/technology/09milk.html?_r=...

"We currently offer home delivery to a limited number of Seattle neighborhoods"

Nice for some folks living in Seattle, otherwise not very relevant.

This is true. I was initially confused about your claim that they don't sell fresh milk, but I now understand what you mean, and you are correct. Fresh milk is not available to the majority of Amazon customers.

Which is really too bad, cause Amazon Fresh is pretty awesome.

Well, don't many companies test their products and distribution chain locally before rolling them out widespread?
A lot of companies file patents to cover their asses against patent trolls, not to enforce them. I would imagine that this is something similar.
I disagree. Amazon has a history of enforcing terrible patents they own - ie the one-click patent.
A "history"? Does your history consist of a single patent lawsuit 13 years ago? Also subsequent to the lawsuit Jeff Bezos went on public record as identifying that as a mistake. http://oreilly.com/news/amazon_patents.html. After which he spoke to congress about how to change the US patent law to fix it.

As an author on 25+ Amazon patents (not the one referenced by the post) I will tell you three things:

1/ The US patent system is broken. Everyone knows this. 2/ Every company has to protect itself by filing patents. This is just a reality of the system that we have. 3/ A company that turns its focus away from its customers and instead focuses on other companies is either a parasite (hello patent trolls!) or has lost its way.

My 0.02.

Can you provide another example? A single large suit over 10 years ago doesn't really indicate a 'history of enforcing patents'...
It still suggests not to trust them