Interesting, but can any boat at sea for any length of time at any distance from America actually avoid the worldwide tsunami of stupid coming for us all?

I wonder if this is what the dinosaurs were thinking as they watched the bright ball expanding in the sky?

This is an excellent idea.

Article title: Florida cruise launches 4-year 'skip forward' tour for those looking to avoid Trump's second presidential term

Obviously too long, but this title elides context. Suggestion: Florida cruise launches 4y tour for those looking to avoid Trump's 2nd term

For people who worry so much about four more years of Trump that taking a four-year cruise seems like a good idea, look into long-term cruises to find out about an even worse way to spend that time.