Yes I know this is a joke. But I think the satire was about bringing Dorsey back.
Just to make it perfectly clear though, Microsoft’s “injection of cash” - at the tune of $150 million had nothing to do with keeping Apple solvent. The CFO at the time had just secured a line of credit of a couple of billion before Jobs returned.
* Bring back Jack Dorsey as the founding luminary
* Have him strike a deal with their ancient rival Facebook for an injection of capital in exchange for embedding Instagram on Twitter
* Watch as the stock price goes vertical (??)
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