Fake! Steve would never say, "Relax, read the iPad, Facetime Tim Cook"...

It'd be "Relax, read iPad..."

:)

I think Tim Cook would notice an AMG with no plates parked outside of his house: http://osxdaily.com/2010/03/28/steve-jobs-car-has-no-license...

This is a troll, and someone's jealous of Tim or doesn't like him, or doesn't want him CEO. Or someone's trying to be funny. Either way I can't see much merit in the exercise.

I doubt the real Steve Jobs gets up at 7AM (unless he was sleeping in since it was his first day off)!

Obsessive Compulsive (Dis?)order.

Am I the only one who is worried about this Tim guy?

yes it's clear that what this light hearted throwaway joke needs is lots of over analysis.

I thought it was quite amusing anyway.